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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What were the reasons for Stalin and Brezhnev's dislike of Khrushchev?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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